"So I’m trying to explain to Mike that—Sherlock! You can’t smoke in here."
"For god’s sake, John. It’s 1997. There’s no smoking ban in London yet."
"There is in my flat."
"Fine. I’ll take it outside."
"Do that. Just don’t run off without me."
"Hurry up and you won’t have to worry about that."
An outtake of The Time Traveller’s Flatmate.
god I wish I could force everyone to read it
four times Sherlock was alarmed by sex and the one time he wasn’t
Fun fact : Anthea and Sherlock both refuse John’s advances in ASIP because of their jobs
don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers
We’re hoping it will go straight onto a series if it’s liked.”
Mark Gatiss, December 2008. [x]
…Oh, Mark. Little did you know.
'If it's liked' omg
I think I’m cheating on my girlfriend with Shakira.
Have I been updated to girlfriend status
You’re my girlfriend basically.
Pff, I wish